Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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