Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Send help, water and tortillas.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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