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(248): View more from Michigan

i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both

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(636): View more from Missouri

12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.

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(303): View more from Colorado

No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.

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(903): View more from Texas

I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.

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(801): View more from Utah

Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.

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(845): View more from New York

I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding

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