His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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Just call it vodka, cuz you know it was a mistake in the morning.
This whore drinking such cheap vodka I am truly surprised she knows who Charles Dickens is.
There are so many Oliver Twist jokes for this one.
Pinnacle isn't exactly top shelf. That's like telling a girl "hey, your more attractive friend shot me down, can I buy you a drink?"
Excellent Mitt Romney reference in your name