Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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