Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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