I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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