I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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