you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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