He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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