Already got asked if we're dating
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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