Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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