That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
is that a dick in a sweater?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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