You can't motorboat a personality
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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