You're my little dorito
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
