dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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