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  • Psh, I'm a 23yr old woman and I say dude all the time. Just because someone starts with "dude" doesn't make them a man.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 16, 11 at 11:26am
  • making a sandwich- 5 points

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:53am
  • Ooookay, you DO realize that unless you're a drooling limbless vegetable, damn near any man will fuck you without a points system? That's how vaginas work, dearest. They have the power. You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Aug 16, 11 at 8:55pm
    • An 8" dick or serious sex skills (being great at oral, fingering, or actual sex) trump having a vagina any day.

      Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 19, 11 at 4:53pm
  • I am a woman and I say dude at least a thousand times a day.

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 16, 11 at 12:40pm
  • 100-points striper dance!!!!!!!

    Submitted by bighjg on Aug 16, 11 at 12:15pm
  • Most likely she decided to be a cheating whore and squander a good dick and a decent man on the excitement of getting some strange. Now she has to earn it back. Good for you buddy make her work for it.

    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 16, 11 at 1:57pm
  • It's much more nice than telling her how ugly she obviously must be.

    Submitted by untameableshrew on Aug 16, 11 at 12:17pm
  • Rimmion: you must not know the right girls!!! I'd rock a reward system for a fuck;) I'd do anything for a good fuck! Just sayin'.

    Submitted by tayyskeet on Aug 16, 11 at 6:44pm
  • Dude! I know the feeling my sex Boy toy does that to me!

    Submitted by Eyrka_Dawn on Aug 18, 11 at 12:08pm
  • lmao she sprung

    Submitted by Maeler on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am
  • Sounds like a major dick.

    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Aug 16, 11 at 10:41pm
  • woooow, what a sexist douchebag

    Submitted by Musikchik77 on Aug 17, 11 at 12:28pm
  • I'd say the original poster is male, because I don't see a female being THAT desperate for dick.

    Submitted by rimmion on Aug 16, 11 at 4:39pm
  • Damn. That dude has SO much swagger

    Submitted by blazedofglory on Aug 17, 11 at 8:43am
  • Based on the text starting with a "dude" I'm going to go out on a limb and say OP is one of those macho frat boys that's so far in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am