Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Psh, I'm a 23yr old woman and I say dude all the time. Just because someone starts with "dude" doesn't make them a man.
making a sandwich- 5 points
Ooookay, you DO realize that unless you're a drooling limbless vegetable, damn near any man will fuck you without a points system? That's how vaginas work, dearest. They have the power. You're doing it wrong.
An 8" dick or serious sex skills (being great at oral, fingering, or actual sex) trump having a vagina any day.
I am a woman and I say dude at least a thousand times a day.
100-points striper dance!!!!!!!
Most likely she decided to be a cheating whore and squander a good dick and a decent man on the excitement of getting some strange. Now she has to earn it back. Good for you buddy make her work for it.
It's much more nice than telling her how ugly she obviously must be.
Rimmion: you must not know the right girls!!! I'd rock a reward system for a fuck;) I'd do anything for a good fuck! Just sayin'.
Dude! I know the feeling my sex Boy toy does that to me!
Then u should get a new one!
woooow, what a sexist douchebag
Sounds like a major dick.
lmao she sprung
I'd say the original poster is male, because I don't see a female being THAT desperate for dick.
Damn. That dude has SO much swagger
Based on the text starting with a "dude" I'm going to go out on a limb and say OP is one of those macho frat boys that's so far in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.