Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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