you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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