Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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How the hell does that even happen??
I told you I make very realistic snowmen.
If it burns that bad you need penicillin, not ice.
That will teach you not to pee in the ice tray!
Warm water or piss would melt you off said ice...
Guess daring to stick your tongue on the flagpole got old.
Sex on ice rinks can be dangerous. Just saying...
You need medical attention to melt ice?
I believe it... we touched down last night in Norfolk and my balls are in my throat fuck the cold
Warm water brainiac
Freezer burn on your meat lol
You'll shoot your eye out?
Proper freezing of sperm involves first extracting said sperm from your body.
Maybe if I warmed it up for you, you get free.
why would your chub be out when there is ice
More importantly how does that even happen in Dallas?!
It is possible to be in another place (i.e. college, vacation) on a cell phone dumbass
Bad bj experiment? Lol
she was that dicey down there?