Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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