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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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