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  • Although, "resisted to this" isn't the choice of words I'd use in this situation...

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:55am
  • did you mean regressed?

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 30, 11 at 11:03am
  • Why not use a single? I mean they are the same size.

    Submitted by 04stx on Jan 30, 11 at 1:20pm
    • While they are the same size a single has a much greater chance of having been in a stripper's ass.

      Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jan 30, 11 at 2:22pm
      • true. lower price bills are dirtier because there are more in circulation, more people have them. ie more dirty people had them before you did. there are less higher price bills in circulation so they are cleaner.

        Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:44pm
        • i work with money. you know what the number one thing found on money is? trace amounts of cocaine. you know what the number 2 thing found on money is? trace amounts of feces. gross but true.

          Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:45pm
        • I never thought about that one. Although I still disagree, anyone can get a $20.... Now if they made $1000 bills then I'd say they are cleaner. Lol.

          Submitted by 04stx on Jan 30, 11 at 5:39pm
          • They're doing coke. I don't think they're all that choosy about what goes in their heads.

            Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 31, 11 at 2:40pm
  • If I were snorting coke, I don't think I'd really care if it were a crisp 20 or an old 1. The cocaine is probably going to be a greater detriment to your health than what is on a typical bill. Such high standards.

    Submitted by cldean3 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:37pm
  • Damn.

    Submitted by ambur on Jan 30, 11 at 11:45am
  • resisted?

    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:43pm
  • I don't do drugs but I am a drinker and tampons are highly resourceful. I used one to plug a cooler lol

    Submitted by sammysamsam on Jan 30, 11 at 11:57am
  • That is a big snort tube.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 30, 11 at 6:39pm
  • 04stx, their are $1000 bills.

    Submitted by bankdis on Jan 31, 11 at 1:13am
    • The last thousand $ bill was made in '69, I imagine there are a few left, but they may not be any cleaner than a twenty. A $1.00 bill has an average livespan of 6 months and may in fact be cleaner than a 20 that has been around longer. Next time use a check, you know where that's been.

      Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 31, 11 at 7:49am
  • Surprisingly resourceful

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:53am
  • hilariousssss

    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:26am
  • i used to use plastic ones all the time their the same size as a rolled up bill and much more sanitary...as long as their not used. lol

    Submitted by fran6207 on Jan 31, 11 at 3:59am
  • def have had to use that to snort my pills. comes in handy until you snort wayyy too much at once.

    Submitted by yealock1 on Jan 30, 11 at 12:36pm
  • My guess is they tried to write resorted but since I and o are so close together, as well as s and r, it was either a typo or an autocorrect. Resorted still doesn't sound quite right but it's better than resisted.

    Submitted by steelbubble on Jan 31, 11 at 1:33am
  • Vocab*

    Submitted by lgiulii on Jan 31, 11 at 3:01pm
  • Clearly doing coke has altered their vocal usage.

    Submitted by lgiulii on Jan 31, 11 at 3:00pm