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  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:55am

    Although, "resisted to this" isn't the choice of words I'd use in this situation...

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 30, 11 at 11:03am

    did you mean regressed?

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    Submitted by sammysamsam on Jan 30, 11 at 11:57am

    I don't do drugs but I am a drinker and tampons are highly resourceful. I used one to plug a cooler lol

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    Submitted by cldean3 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:37pm

    If I were snorting coke, I don't think I'd really care if it were a crisp 20 or an old 1. The cocaine is probably going to be a greater detriment to your health than what is on a typical bill. Such high standards.

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    Submitted by 04stx on Jan 30, 11 at 1:20pm

    Why not use a single? I mean they are the same size.

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      Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jan 30, 11 at 2:22pm

      While they are the same size a single has a much greater chance of having been in a stripper's ass.

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        Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:44pm

        true. lower price bills are dirtier because there are more in circulation, more people have them. ie more dirty people had them before you did. there are less higher price bills in circulation so they are cleaner.

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          Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:45pm

          i work with money. you know what the number one thing found on money is? trace amounts of cocaine. you know what the number 2 thing found on money is? trace amounts of feces. gross but true.

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          Submitted by 04stx on Jan 30, 11 at 5:39pm

          I never thought about that one. Although I still disagree, anyone can get a $20.... Now if they made $1000 bills then I'd say they are cleaner. Lol.

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            Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 31, 11 at 2:40pm

            They're doing coke. I don't think they're all that choosy about what goes in their heads.

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    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 30, 11 at 4:43pm

    resisted?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 30, 11 at 6:39pm

    That is a big snort tube.

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    Submitted by ambur on Jan 30, 11 at 11:45am

    Damn.

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    Submitted by fran6207 on Jan 31, 11 at 3:59am

    i used to use plastic ones all the time their the same size as a rolled up bill and much more sanitary...as long as their not used. lol

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:53am

    Surprisingly resourceful

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    Submitted by yealock1 on Jan 30, 11 at 12:36pm

    def have had to use that to snort my pills. comes in handy until you snort wayyy too much at once.

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    Submitted by steelbubble on Jan 31, 11 at 1:33am

    My guess is they tried to write resorted but since I and o are so close together, as well as s and r, it was either a typo or an autocorrect. Resorted still doesn't sound quite right but it's better than resisted.

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    Submitted by bankdis on Jan 31, 11 at 1:13am

    04stx, their are $1000 bills.

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      Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 31, 11 at 7:49am

      The last thousand $ bill was made in '69, I imagine there are a few left, but they may not be any cleaner than a twenty. A $1.00 bill has an average livespan of 6 months and may in fact be cleaner than a 20 that has been around longer. Next time use a check, you know where that's been.

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    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Jan 30, 11 at 10:26am

    hilariousssss

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    Submitted by lgiulii on Jan 31, 11 at 3:00pm

    Clearly doing coke has altered their vocal usage.

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    Submitted by lgiulii on Jan 31, 11 at 3:01pm

    Vocab*