it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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