Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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i haven't farted out loud since 2003
worst is when you hold in your farts around a girl you want to bed... and it does that spring water dispenser-gurgling thing in your colon. yea...
I'd rather let it out and be ashamed than keep it in and bust a vein
fucking road warrior.......GENIUS
I prefer to just suppress and fart later. preferably on small animals or children.
why do the most retarded texts get through from 608? I know there are actually witty people here..
Yeah sometimes you just gotta let one go... or two....
spread your cheeks and walk away.. win.
8:12, is that because your o-ring is blown out?
5.24 i sit next to you. cunt.
silent but violent. remember that.
Farting w/o detection = WIN!!!
:D :D :D
Yeah, it's not that difficult.
I have mastered the long and loud fart.
that's harder to do
If you haven't figured that out by the time you reach puberty, you fail.
do it on the subway every morning on the way to work
you just made my day.
did anyone else realize that rhymed?
whewww. i'm tearing up.
7.29 just fart, if he likes you.....you ruined it
Spread a cheek, it's more of a WHOOOSH than a fart.
ive alrdy mastered it
I am impressed by a man who can fart or burp louder than me
11:56, I know what you mean, whenever I'm in bed with my boyfriend about to sleep and I need to fart My tummy makes that noise as I hold it.. Embarrassing!
I agree with 7:01; I mastered the fine art of the silent toot in third grade.
Great skill to have.