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  • i haven't farted out loud since 2003

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:12pm
  • worst is when you hold in your farts around a girl you want to bed... and it does that spring water dispenser-gurgling thing in your colon. yea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I'd rather let it out and be ashamed than keep it in and bust a vein

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:19pm
  • fucking road warrior.......GENIUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08am
  • I prefer to just suppress and fart later. preferably on small animals or children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:59pm
  • why do the most retarded texts get through from 608? I know there are actually witty people here..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Yeah sometimes you just gotta let one go... or two....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:33pm
  • spread your cheeks and walk away.. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:27am
  • 8:12, is that because your o-ring is blown out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 5.24 i sit next to you. cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:25pm
  • silent but violent. remember that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:13am
  • Farting w/o detection = WIN!!! :D :D :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Yeah, it's not that difficult.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I have mastered the long and loud fart. that's harder to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:22pm
  • If you haven't figured that out by the time you reach puberty, you fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm
  • do it on the subway every morning on the way to work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 6:19 you just made my day. did anyone else realize that rhymed? whewww. i'm tearing up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 7.29 just fart, if he likes you.....you ruined it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:06am
  • Spread a cheek, it's more of a WHOOOSH than a fart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:14am
  • ive alrdy mastered it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:18pm
  • I am impressed by a man who can fart or burp louder than me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:01am
  • 11:56, I know what you mean, whenever I'm in bed with my boyfriend about to sleep and I need to fart My tummy makes that noise as I hold it.. Embarrassing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:29am
  • I agree with 7:01; I mastered the fine art of the silent toot in third grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Great skill to have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm
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