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  • 94 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:04pm

    Ah yes foil in the microwave..I hope you win a Darwin Award someday

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:56am

    I learned that MY teenage babysitter will take it up the ass. So enjoy your cigarette...

  • 96 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:34pm

    omg 7:20 blew my mind. put it in your mouth. rest it on counter sideways. rest it on edge of sink. hold it. lick it. wipe it off. metal in microwave sucks and makes a bad smell and a burny taste and sparks and potential fire.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:30pm

    7:20 can't you find a fucking napkin to rest it on?

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:37pm

    Why doncha just use the element, or a toaster?

  • 62 59
    Submitted by mmhmmmyerp on Mar 31, 10 at 5:05pm

    Mothaafuckaaaa

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:27am

    8:40 Some people have new fancy stoves that have glass shit on top of the element. You can't use them to light shit.

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:53am

    I put something wrapped in foil in the microwave when I was a kid.....it's NOT myth. Also, no, seriously, how does one light a ciggie in the microwave???

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:30pm

    8:41, it catches fire ... it's not explosive

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:08pm

    Scribble a square with pencil on a piece of paper, put the cigarette so that the very end rests on the pencil part. Same basic concept as the foil/kleenex thing. And nope, not Moore. She was from choctaw. She does meth now. :]

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:16pm

    Also... Darwin awards are awesome!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41am

    oh and if you believe the foil is a myth, stick an arbys sandwich WITH the wrapper on in that microwave of yours and see how big a mess you really get. bunch of juvenile assholes. i hope you blow yourselves up.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:39am

    why don't you fucktards just use a lighter? and why hasn't anyone wondered why this idiot is taking advice from a TEEN babysitter?!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:30am

    anyone ever put grapes or CDs in the microwave? i heard if you slice them they glow in the dark... and that CDs make spiderweb designs or something.... also 7:20: hold your fork in your mouth or YOUR HAND!

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:32pm

    Why waste a napkin for no reason?

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:27pm

    I really want to know how

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:01am

    oh 405 way to represent us well..

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:42pm

    lmao....i did this after a 311 concert at some guys room on the air force base because i had lost my lighter in the pit....greatest trick i've ever seen while stoned hahahah!!!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:52pm

    Jeesh. This must be in Moore.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:44pm

    6:17.. hahahahaha wtfff?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:58am

    7:20- you are an idiot. just pure iiiidiot. and 8:56am- HILARIOUS. touche.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:53pm

    Scribble a square with pencil on a piece of paper, put the cigarette so that the very end rests on the pencil part. -PcR3

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 21, 10 at 10:56am

    You can also use a fucking lighter! Damn people . They cost like 30 cents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:15pm

    The foil myth has been foiled. Foil is safe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:51pm

    It's easy - just put some foil in there wrapped in Kleenex. A 10,000 watt microwave should only take 30 seconds or so...

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:25pm

    i need to try this. yes, 405!

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:51am

    9:30 - the CD thing is true, and it only takes like 5 seconds - more than that would probably be a bad idea. No idea about the grapes though. My grandmother put something in the microwave with a spoon in it, and it literally melted a hole through the micorwave and into the countertop. No good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:20pm

    i leave my fork in my my easy mac when i cook it in the microwave. nothing bad has happend and its easier than putting the fork down on the counter cuz it gets dirty when u do that.

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:50pm

    you gotta do the grapes thing just right. it makes like a floating ball of plasma. swear to god, youtube that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:17pm

    Microwaves are proven to cause radiation in food and everytime you microwave food it kills nutrients. Stop microwaves in USA, obama wants to vote for their use.