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  • Ah yes foil in the microwave..I hope you win a Darwin Award someday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 7:20 can't you find a fucking napkin to rest it on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:30pm
  • I learned that MY teenage babysitter will take it up the ass. So enjoy your cigarette...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:56am
  • omg 7:20 blew my mind. put it in your mouth. rest it on counter sideways. rest it on edge of sink. hold it. lick it. wipe it off. metal in microwave sucks and makes a bad smell and a burny taste and sparks and potential fire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I put something wrapped in foil in the microwave when I was a kid.....it's NOT myth. Also, no, seriously, how does one light a ciggie in the microwave???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:53am
  • Scribble a square with pencil on a piece of paper, put the cigarette so that the very end rests on the pencil part. Same basic concept as the foil/kleenex thing. And nope, not Moore. She was from choctaw. She does meth now. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:08pm
  • 8:41, it catches fire ... it's not explosive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:30pm
  • You can also use a fucking lighter! Damn people . They cost like 30 cents

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 21, 10 at 10:56am
  • 8:40 Some people have new fancy stoves that have glass shit on top of the element. You can't use them to light shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:27am
  • oh and if you believe the foil is a myth, stick an arbys sandwich WITH the wrapper on in that microwave of yours and see how big a mess you really get. bunch of juvenile assholes. i hope you blow yourselves up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41am
  • Why doncha just use the element, or a toaster?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Mothaafuckaaaa

    Submitted by mmhmmmyerp on Mar 31, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Also... Darwin awards are awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 7:20- you are an idiot. just pure iiiidiot. and 8:56am- HILARIOUS. touche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:58am
  • Why waste a napkin for no reason?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:32pm
  • why don't you fucktards just use a lighter? and why hasn't anyone wondered why this idiot is taking advice from a TEEN babysitter?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:39am
  • lmao....i did this after a 311 concert at some guys room on the air force base because i had lost my lighter in the pit....greatest trick i've ever seen while stoned hahahah!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 6:17.. hahahahaha wtfff?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:44pm
  • I really want to know how

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:27pm
  • anyone ever put grapes or CDs in the microwave? i heard if you slice them they glow in the dark... and that CDs make spiderweb designs or something.... also 7:20: hold your fork in your mouth or YOUR HAND!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:30am
  • i leave my fork in my my easy mac when i cook it in the microwave. nothing bad has happend and its easier than putting the fork down on the counter cuz it gets dirty when u do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:20pm
  • The foil myth has been foiled. Foil is safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:15pm
  • oh 405 way to represent us well..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:01am
  • It's easy - just put some foil in there wrapped in Kleenex. A 10,000 watt microwave should only take 30 seconds or so...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:51pm
  • you gotta do the grapes thing just right. it makes like a floating ball of plasma. swear to god, youtube that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Jeesh. This must be in Moore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Scribble a square with pencil on a piece of paper, put the cigarette so that the very end rests on the pencil part. -PcR3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:53pm
  • i need to try this. yes, 405!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:25pm
  • 9:30 - the CD thing is true, and it only takes like 5 seconds - more than that would probably be a bad idea. No idea about the grapes though. My grandmother put something in the microwave with a spoon in it, and it literally melted a hole through the micorwave and into the countertop. No good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:51am
  • Microwaves are proven to cause radiation in food and everytime you microwave food it kills nutrients. Stop microwaves in USA, obama wants to vote for their use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:17pm