now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i think i have herpe
just one?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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