Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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