Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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