How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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