Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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