Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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