I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
