ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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I think you're even more pathetic for caring what other people care about. People grieving gives you no harm, so let them be. I personally don't grieve for celebrities, but the people who do do not bother me. Get a life 7,8,9,10... whatever hour you keep replying
Ed is the only surprising one. I always figured he was an android like D. Clark.
You just justified my point.
That's not funny... that's just really lame and pathetic. You really think that's funny? BAHA!
Oh, I see. Because the posts were 1 min apart you figure it must've been him again. It wasn't.
Dear texter, God only takes away things that bring people happiness.
I'm 7:00 - thanks for the info. Makes a little more sense now
Now for my next question: Does Michael Jackson get his 72 virgins and if so, are they all boys?
@1:56-Really? You're an idiot if you think that is one person talking to themselves. I saw this shit go down in Detroit, it happened and was great. Why can't you accept that not all people worship celebs like you? And he's right, you are pathetic.
I agree with 12:10
why should people mourn a suspected pedophile? I feel bad for farrah fawcett, but only because she died of cancer, not because she was a celebrity (and hot too)
I think its ridiculous that the news today was 90% reminiscing about mj and 10% relevant news, at least in my city. Personally, i was wondering why we are mourning the lives of rich celebrities as opposed to the lives of, for examples,people who are dying in Iran?
Other signs of the apocalypse....... Jon & Kate are on a hiatus (series-wise) and Creed is considering a reunion.... oh God NO!
8:02 - I'm 28 but I'm an Aussie so I had no idea who it was
I'm confused on how today is the 26th and it's 2:13 but the person above me says 2:57..
Don't tempt God, he'll do it.
1:56 - I totally agree with you. Also, you are my hero. I remember seeing you banging all those smoking hot models - you were awesome. I remember how you made a house out of hundred dollar bills. Again, awesome.
See, it's pretty convincing hey?
I'm with you 7:17, 10:49, 12:10, 12:31. These people truly are pathetic. How can they not see that?
You getting those unable-to-post error messages, too? I don't know what causes them, but every time I get them, I have to change my post significantly to get it to work. Pisses me off, man! In my response to the text about a girl with a big ass, I wanted to say "Miley Cyrus poster in Wal-Mart" but it wouldn't let me.
10:49 - you seriously need a hug box.
I think it's more stupid that you feel the need to justify why you don't care about celebrities. Have you convinced yourself yet?
Yeah I agree with 1:56 - you're a stooge.
I saw that house go up and those models go down on him in Sydney. Wow, you can't argue with that.
I couldn't give a crap about celebrities as half of them are as stupid as you. The only difference is when you die no one will know who you are so you will avoid the criticism. I guess you're making up for it now though.
12:10, caring about anyone, no matter who it is, or whether or not they knew you, isn't pathetic.
ps. this text is funny, haha
maybe if were lucky obama's next
if this site is called texts from last night...how can this be posted...? This just happened
with a post like that, i've got a feeling god took your penis a long time ago
Because Americans think America is the world. Wow the last text says 4:35am but my watch says 7:33pm. What kind of crazy alternate universe is this!?
3:47 - Arguing for fun is fun. I'm sorry you get so cut so quickly you can't handle it.
Will everybody just fucking give up with the whole celebrity dying thing?!? Fuckenn a!!
Okay honestly this is a site intended for enjoyment. Everyone here is getting far to worked up and upset. Yes, because your such a bad ass if you win a virtual fight againt someone you clearly do not know named "Anonymous." You all are acting extremely immature. Grow up.
Ed McMahon was the host of Star Search (the shows that America's Got Talent wishes it could be), the face of the American Family Publisher's sweepstakes and a frequest co-host with Dick Clark.
The wrestling fuckwit is Vince McMahon.
^^^ HAHAAHA Amazing.
11:53 for the win.
10:49, you need a hug. or someone that cares about you
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( fml worst day ever
dude 3 people just died and youre making jokes?
8:55 your a silly bitch
are 7:17, 10:49, 12:10, 12:31 all the same person? shittttt, get a life. for someone who doesn't give a fuck about...anyone, you sure seem to care about all of these people responding to you. can't wait to see your response :-)
wtf is wrong with this thing? Unknown errors my arse
Yet again, the worlds not over because 'texts from last night' is featuring a text that, shock horror, was sent during the day. Plus, theres other time zones out there other than america. What makes you think this isnt Australian, huh?
wow 1:17, can you be anymore full of shit. You may be a fairy, but I doubt you're the tooth fairy.
You are getting burnt here left, right and centre. Stop pretending you are several people having a conversation - you're only fooling yourself
Fuck all 3 of them. Honestly, did any of you actually know these people? No, I didn't think so, so honestly, who gives a fuck?!? A few thousand other people you didn't know died today as well, same thing tomorrow. And the world keeps turning..............fuck 'em.
My brother sees dead celebrities
@12:56-THAT WAS YOU? I was watching that stupid candlelight vigil from my house accross the street. I couldn't stop laughing when you guys pulled up, got out and started egging everyone. Then that fat ass tried to tackle you and you kneed him in the face, punched him a couple times and then headbutted him into unconsciousness. Thank you for that, they really needed it. Fuck all the celebrity worship in this country.
Oh good, another pathetic pussy who cares sooo much about celebs. I have plenty of people who care about me and I care about them. But none of us are sad enough to care about people we've only heard about or seen on TV. And just so you know, 11:53 is a punk. It's obvious.
unless your cocks name is billy mays then yes
Then Les Paul and Billy Mays soon after.
Nope, he's gonna take Billy Mays.
Hahah, 12:10 (and maybe 12:21) there's a difference between caring ABOUT someone, and caring about the fact that they died. Personally, I just care about the fact that they died.
It's CALLED texts from last night. Doesn't mean they all have to be from last night; it's a site for funny texts. It's just a name.
12:10 doesn't care about the people dying in Iran, the US, or anywhere. S(he) is a selfish heartless prick
who the hell is making jokes? maybe he's really upset. i, for one, when i heard michael died, let out a sound of anguish that probably sounded a bit like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCC ME!
I really laughed out loud when I read this.
omg i'm getting more convinced by the second.
And no, it's nothing to do with the time, it's to do with how much you're blowing yourself.
to add to your list, billy mays (OxiClean spokes person) died this morning. RIP
yeah Gods taking your penis alright. all four inches of it. rip mj<3
True, true. I was just trying to ease the children into the transition. Dick Clark has atleast been on TV in their lifetime.
No problem 1:10am. Happy to do it. And yeah, those headbutts were what knocked his tooth out. I have it here at my house with the other ones I've collected over the years.
What point, you never had one. But I guess since YOU said it's been proven it must be so. So are you going to answer my question? Why do feel anything for the loss of people who were never in your life? And 12:21am, it does make you pathetic. You must grieve everyday for the countless number of people who die on a daily basis huh? Pathetic.
6:59 You're an idiot, just like the moderators of this site.
with the way you type, maybe he should... the movie Idiocracy is starting to look more like a prophecy than a work of fiction...
Oh I'm not making jokes, ed mcmahon was one of the greatest men to live, farrah fawcett was one of the biggest sex symbols ever and michael jackson was one of the biggest/ most influential pop stars every. I super bummed out.
bravo dude, bravo. that is awesome
who would send a text like this?
hahah thanks, sorry I was really bored at workm, still really bored at work.
Careful what you wish for dude :S
10:49, if you don't care about celebrities (people you've at least HEARD of) dying, then i highly doubt that you give a fuck about the 1,000 of other people dying that you're flapping ass about.
At least the people who are sad about MJ, Farrah, and Ed care about SOMEONE.
Get over yourself, and quit being a miserable bitch.
Why would you say that? Just because I don't get needlessly upset when people I have never met die? Or because I think it's stupid to make such a big deal out of celebrities dying when thousands of other people die every day? I'm just saying, who really gives a shit? Those people are nothing to me and if you didn't personally know them it shouldn't effect you either.
7:05, we're showing our age. Ed McMahon is by far more known for being Johnny Carson's sidekick for like 50 years.
Who tf is Ed McMahon? Isn't he that fuckwit from wrestling?
why do some of you have to take the name of the website so literally. i'm sure a good amount of these texts aren't actually from 'last night'. get real.
i dunno 7:31 i kinda hope you're next
7:17 I feel like you weren't hugged as a child