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  • 35 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:14am

    I think you're even more pathetic for caring what other people care about. People grieving gives you no harm, so let them be. I personally don't grieve for celebrities, but the people who do do not bother me. Get a life 7,8,9,10... whatever hour you keep replying

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:14am

    I'm confused on how today is the 26th and it's 2:13 but the person above me says 2:57..

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:20am

    wtf is wrong with this thing? Unknown errors my arse

  • 32 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:19am

    12:10 You just justified my point.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:55am

    Dear texter, God only takes away things that bring people happiness. Love Jesus Christ

  • 35 37
    Submitted by ritz7369 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:17am

    Will everybody just fucking give up with the whole celebrity dying thing?!? Fuckenn a!!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:51pm

    Then Les Paul and Billy Mays soon after.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:03am

    @1:56-Really? You're an idiot if you think that is one person talking to themselves. I saw this shit go down in Detroit, it happened and was great. Why can't you accept that not all people worship celebs like you? And he's right, you are pathetic.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:31pm

    Ed is the only surprising one. I always figured he was an android like D. Clark.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:35am

    Yet again, the worlds not over because 'texts from last night' is featuring a text that, shock horror, was sent during the day. Plus, theres other time zones out there other than america. What makes you think this isnt Australian, huh?

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:34am

    Because Americans think America is the world. Wow the last text says 4:35am but my watch says 7:33pm. What kind of crazy alternate universe is this!? 3:47 - Arguing for fun is fun. I'm sorry you get so cut so quickly you can't handle it.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:56am

    wow 1:17, can you be anymore full of shit. You may be a fairy, but I doubt you're the tooth fairy. You are getting burnt here left, right and centre. Stop pretending you are several people having a conversation - you're only fooling yourself

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:23am

    12:20 You getting those unable-to-post error messages, too? I don't know what causes them, but every time I get them, I have to change my post significantly to get it to work. Pisses me off, man! In my response to the text about a girl with a big ass, I wanted to say "Miley Cyrus poster in Wal-Mart" but it wouldn't let me.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:53am

    Other signs of the apocalypse....... Jon & Kate are on a hiatus (series-wise) and Creed is considering a reunion.... oh God NO!

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:10am

    @12:56-THAT WAS YOU? I was watching that stupid candlelight vigil from my house accross the street. I couldn't stop laughing when you guys pulled up, got out and started egging everyone. Then that fat ass tried to tackle you and you kneed him in the face, punched him a couple times and then headbutted him into unconsciousness. Thank you for that, they really needed it. Fuck all the celebrity worship in this country.

  • 24 25
    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 20, 11 at 12:57pm

    My brother sees dead celebrities

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:58am

    1:56 - I totally agree with you. Also, you are my hero. I remember seeing you banging all those smoking hot models - you were awesome. I remember how you made a house out of hundred dollar bills. Again, awesome. See, it's pretty convincing hey?

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:50am

    ^^^ HAHAAHA Amazing.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am

    I really laughed out loud when I read this.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:48pm

    That's not funny... that's just really lame and pathetic. You really think that's funny? BAHA!

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:23pm

    to add to your list, billy mays (OxiClean spokes person) died this morning. RIP

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:11am

    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( fml worst day ever

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:53pm

    10:49 - you seriously need a hug box. I think it's more stupid that you feel the need to justify why you don't care about celebrities. Have you convinced yourself yet?

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:21pm

    Don't tempt God, he'll do it.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:27pm

    8:55 your a silly bitch

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:50pm

    I'm 7:00 - thanks for the info. Makes a little more sense now Now for my next question: Does Michael Jackson get his 72 virgins and if so, are they all boys?

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:08am

    Yeah I agree with 1:56 - you're a stooge. I saw that house go up and those models go down on him in Sydney. Wow, you can't argue with that. I couldn't give a crap about celebrities as half of them are as stupid as you. The only difference is when you die no one will know who you are so you will avoid the criticism. I guess you're making up for it now though.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:45am

    I'm with you 7:17, 10:49, 12:10, 12:31. These people truly are pathetic. How can they not see that?

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:37pm

    Oh I'm not making jokes, ed mcmahon was one of the greatest men to live, farrah fawcett was one of the biggest sex symbols ever and michael jackson was one of the biggest/ most influential pop stars every. I super bummed out.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:05am

    Oh, I see. Because the posts were 1 min apart you figure it must've been him again. It wasn't.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:28am

    with a post like that, i've got a feeling god took your penis a long time ago

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09am

    I agree with 12:10 why should people mourn a suspected pedophile? I feel bad for farrah fawcett, but only because she died of cancer, not because she was a celebrity (and hot too) I think its ridiculous that the news today was 90% reminiscing about mj and 10% relevant news, at least in my city. Personally, i was wondering why we are mourning the lives of rich celebrities as opposed to the lives of, for examples,people who are dying in Iran?

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:03am

    Careful what you wish for dude :S

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:31pm

    dude 3 people just died and youre making jokes?

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47am

    Okay honestly this is a site intended for enjoyment. Everyone here is getting far to worked up and upset. Yes, because your such a bad ass if you win a virtual fight againt someone you clearly do not know named "Anonymous." You all are acting extremely immature. Grow up.

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:17am

    No problem 1:10am. Happy to do it. And yeah, those headbutts were what knocked his tooth out. I have it here at my house with the other ones I've collected over the years.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:43am

    are 7:17, 10:49, 12:10, 12:31 all the same person? shittttt, get a life. for someone who doesn't give a fuck about...anyone, you sure seem to care about all of these people responding to you. can't wait to see your response :-)

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:05pm

    Ed McMahon was the host of Star Search (the shows that America's Got Talent wishes it could be), the face of the American Family Publisher's sweepstakes and a frequest co-host with Dick Clark. The wrestling fuckwit is Vince McMahon.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:46pm

    if this site is called texts from last night...how can this be posted...? This just happened

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:43am

    bravo dude, bravo. that is awesome

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:31pm

    maybe if were lucky obama's next

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:48pm

    Nope, he's gonna take Billy Mays.

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:55am

    who would send a text like this?

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31am

    12:19am What point, you never had one. But I guess since YOU said it's been proven it must be so. So are you going to answer my question? Why do feel anything for the loss of people who were never in your life? And 12:21am, it does make you pathetic. You must grieve everyday for the countless number of people who die on a daily basis huh? Pathetic.

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:22am

    Hahah, 12:10 (and maybe 12:21) there's a difference between caring ABOUT someone, and caring about the fact that they died. Personally, I just care about the fact that they died.

  • 19 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:21am

    12:10, caring about anyone, no matter who it is, or whether or not they knew you, isn't pathetic. ps. this text is funny, haha

  • 19 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:33am

    11:53 for the win. 10:49, you need a hug. or someone that cares about you

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:02 - I'm 28 but I'm an Aussie so I had no idea who it was

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:11am

    omg i'm getting more convinced by the second. And no, it's nothing to do with the time, it's to do with how much you're blowing yourself.

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:57am

    why do some of you have to take the name of the website so literally. i'm sure a good amount of these texts aren't actually from 'last night'. get real.

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:16pm

    unless your cocks name is billy mays then yes

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:59pm

    It's CALLED texts from last night. Doesn't mean they all have to be from last night; it's a site for funny texts. It's just a name.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:34pm

    who the hell is making jokes? maybe he's really upset. i, for one, when i heard michael died, let out a sound of anguish that probably sounded a bit like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCC ME!

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:49pm

    1:09, 12:10 doesn't care about the people dying in Iran, the US, or anywhere. S(he) is a selfish heartless prick

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:49pm

    7:36pm Why would you say that? Just because I don't get needlessly upset when people I have never met die? Or because I think it's stupid to make such a big deal out of celebrities dying when thousands of other people die every day? I'm just saying, who really gives a shit? Those people are nothing to me and if you didn't personally know them it shouldn't effect you either.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:17pm

    Fuck all 3 of them. Honestly, did any of you actually know these people? No, I didn't think so, so honestly, who gives a fuck?!? A few thousand other people you didn't know died today as well, same thing tomorrow. And the world keeps turning..............fuck 'em.

  • 21 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:41am

    12:33am Oh good, another pathetic pussy who cares sooo much about celebs. I have plenty of people who care about me and I care about them. But none of us are sad enough to care about people we've only heard about or seen on TV. And just so you know, 11:53 is a punk. It's obvious.

  • 24 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:12pm

    8:02 True, true. I was just trying to ease the children into the transition. Dick Clark has atleast been on TV in their lifetime.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:40pm

    hahah thanks, sorry I was really bored at workm, still really bored at work.

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:53pm

    10:49, if you don't care about celebrities (people you've at least HEARD of) dying, then i highly doubt that you give a fuck about the 1,000 of other people dying that you're flapping ass about. At least the people who are sad about MJ, Farrah, and Ed care about SOMEONE. Get over yourself, and quit being a miserable bitch.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:55pm

    with the way you type, maybe he should... the movie Idiocracy is starting to look more like a prophecy than a work of fiction...

  • 17 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:27pm

    6:59 You're an idiot, just like the moderators of this site.

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:18pm

    yeah Gods taking your penis alright. all four inches of it. rip mj<3

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:00pm

    Who tf is Ed McMahon? Isn't he that fuckwit from wrestling?

  • 24 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:43pm

    i dunno 7:31 i kinda hope you're next

  • 25 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:36pm

    7:17 I feel like you weren't hugged as a child

  • 22 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:02pm

    7:05, we're showing our age. Ed McMahon is by far more known for being Johnny Carson's sidekick for like 50 years.