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  • Submitted by Gonnagetmesome on Jan 30, 12 at 12:07pm

    Uh....cuz You're a Fatty.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 30, 12 at 11:56am

    Do your boobs hang low? Do They wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

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      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 30, 12 at 5:06pm

      Ahahaha!

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      Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:06am

      ...can you throw them over your shoulder finding cookies that hold there...

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    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 30, 12 at 11:50am

    You were trying to get milk for cookies.

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    Submitted by tg03 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:00pm

    If cookie monster calls again, tell him I am not speaking with him till he gets out of rehab.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 30, 12 at 4:43pm

    you were laying down scarfing cookies by the handful a few were lost and took shelter under your flapjack tits to escape the crumbs flying out at flak cannon speed and didn't notice until the next day after awakening from your diabetic coma

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    Submitted by Sunshine911 on Jan 31, 12 at 12:27am

    Why must a chick with large breasts always be assumed fat with saggy titties??

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    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 30, 12 at 2:13pm

    "Grandma quit sending me shit like this!"

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    Submitted by Problywasme on Jan 30, 12 at 12:05pm

    At least it melted under your boob and not in your hand.

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    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:31am

    That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from your bosom.

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    Submitted by _rockerbaby on Jan 31, 12 at 2:11am

    Actually anyone who has a moderate amount of underboob (moderately sized boobs, C cup ) could conceivably have this happen to them. But since it's a cookie, which suggests laying in bed drunkenly eating cookies, the odds are not in her favor...

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    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Jan 30, 12 at 11:47am

    The reason is: Your boob is saggy enough to hide a cookie. This was a demonstration for your own well being.

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    Submitted by iFuckedUrMother on Jan 30, 12 at 12:06pm

    You must be overweight for that to be logical.

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    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Jan 30, 12 at 2:13pm

    No. No there's not.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by AlkaliSam on Jan 30, 12 at 11:25pm

    You were saving it for an after-drinking snack.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 30, 12 at 12:10pm

    Saving it for later?

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 6:02am

    I wanted to see some big round breasts smuggling a cookie, got a little hungry, and then I came. Hot enough to melt 1/2 a cookie.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by raylealadee on Jan 30, 12 at 12:58pm

    *speechless* o_O

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    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:09am

    That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from the underflaps of your bosom.

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    Submitted by psychosimian on Jan 31, 12 at 3:06am

    So you haven't found the other half?

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Jan 31, 12 at 12:48am

    Hedonistic... Can we go out on a date? Lmao ;)

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 1, 12 at 12:53am

    Gross!

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 12:45am

    OP is a dude.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 2:30am

      So good to see you have returned. We totally missed your constantly posting the same whipsmart comment.