I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Uh....cuz You're a Fatty.
Do your boobs hang low? Do They wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
...can you throw them over your shoulder finding cookies that hold there...
You were trying to get milk for cookies.
Milk roll ups?
you were laying down scarfing cookies by the handful a few were lost and took shelter under your flapjack tits to escape the crumbs flying out at flak cannon speed and didn't notice until the next day after awakening from your diabetic coma
Why must a chick with large breasts always be assumed fat with saggy titties??
If cookie monster calls again, tell him I am not speaking with him till he gets out of rehab.
You must be overweight for that to be logical.
"Grandma quit sending me shit like this!"
So you haven't found the other half?
That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from your bosom.
The reason is: Your boob is saggy enough to hide a cookie. This was a demonstration for your own well being.
At least it melted under your boob and not in your hand.
You were saving it for an after-drinking snack.
No. No there's not.
Actually anyone who has a moderate amount of underboob (moderately sized boobs, C cup ) could conceivably have this happen to them. But since it's a cookie, which suggests laying in bed drunkenly eating cookies, the odds are not in her favor...
Saving it for later?
That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from the underflaps of your bosom.
I wanted to see some big round breasts smuggling a cookie, got a little hungry, and then I came. Hot enough to melt 1/2 a cookie.
OP is a dude.
So good to see you have returned. We totally missed your constantly posting the same whipsmart comment.
Hedonistic... Can we go out on a date? Lmao ;)