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  • Uh....cuz You're a Fatty.

    Submitted by Gonnagetmesome on Jan 30, 12 at 12:07pm
  • Do your boobs hang low? Do They wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 30, 12 at 11:56am
  • You were trying to get milk for cookies.

    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 30, 12 at 11:50am
  • you were laying down scarfing cookies by the handful a few were lost and took shelter under your flapjack tits to escape the crumbs flying out at flak cannon speed and didn't notice until the next day after awakening from your diabetic coma

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 30, 12 at 4:43pm
  • If cookie monster calls again, tell him I am not speaking with him till he gets out of rehab.

    Submitted by tg03 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:00pm
  • Why must a chick with large breasts always be assumed fat with saggy titties??

    Submitted by Sunshine911 on Jan 31, 12 at 12:27am
  • So you haven't found the other half?

    Submitted by psychosimian on Jan 31, 12 at 3:06am
  • That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from your bosom.

    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:31am
  • "Grandma quit sending me shit like this!"

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 30, 12 at 2:13pm
  • You must be overweight for that to be logical.

    Submitted by iFuckedUrMother on Jan 30, 12 at 12:06pm
  • The reason is: Your boob is saggy enough to hide a cookie. This was a demonstration for your own well being.

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Jan 30, 12 at 11:47am
  • *speechless* o_O

    Submitted by raylealadee on Jan 30, 12 at 12:58pm
  • At least it melted under your boob and not in your hand.

    Submitted by Problywasme on Jan 30, 12 at 12:05pm
  • You were saving it for an after-drinking snack.

    Submitted by AlkaliSam on Jan 30, 12 at 11:25pm
  • Gross!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 1, 12 at 12:53am
  • No. No there's not.

    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Jan 30, 12 at 2:13pm
  • I wanted to see some big round breasts smuggling a cookie, got a little hungry, and then I came. Hot enough to melt 1/2 a cookie.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 31, 12 at 6:02am
  • Actually anyone who has a moderate amount of underboob (moderately sized boobs, C cup ) could conceivably have this happen to them. But since it's a cookie, which suggests laying in bed drunkenly eating cookies, the odds are not in her favor...

    Submitted by _rockerbaby on Jan 31, 12 at 2:11am
  • Saving it for later?

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 30, 12 at 12:10pm
  • Hedonistic... Can we go out on a date? Lmao ;)

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Jan 31, 12 at 12:48am
  • That's not a cookie! It's shame and regret oozing from the underflaps of your bosom.

    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:09am
  • OP is a dude.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 12:45am
    • So good to see you have returned. We totally missed your constantly posting the same whipsmart comment.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 2:30am