You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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