Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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