the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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