Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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