the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
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the last two posts have probably experienced one or more of the listed specialty moves
NGL I totally looked it up on urbdic before clicking on replies haha
i looked it up too! my curiosity is consuming me.
what's a jelly donut?
why would you hit girls during sex? you just a big bunch of poeses man and yeah yeah I sound like a bitch, not offended you cunts
The 'spiderman' has a second meaning...
A guy pulls out, busts one in his hand, then you sling your hand open to shoot the load out like spider man! I'm a woman and I think that is just effing HILLARIOUS!
Ugh guys are such pigs!!!
And yes, certain people on here sound like bitches!
We still do not know what the Brazilian Fake out is lets stick to the topic
i like getting a cum shot on my face it's funnnn!
anyone who does that shit to a girl (without permission) should have his balls removed! Next time you want to come on a girl, try rubbing some hot cum all over your face. Don't like it? Maybe she might not like it either, asshole. (Then again, maybe she might, in which case, go for it- you've got a winner, buddy)
Ummm, yeah 11:08 twat...maybe, just maybe, the TFLN comments section for the Brizilian Fake Out isn't the spot for *you* Are you seriously trying be the internet decency police and impose your prudish morality on others? Hahahah. Good luck.
::fantasizes about giving her a jelly donut::
11:08: I am a woman and find all of this hillarious. This shit doesn't actually happen and I know plenty of guys who joke about this shit that are actually really cool, fun guys that get plenty of play and don't do these things. Its all about a good laugh so lighten up and join the fun or keep your lame ass off this site because you obviously have no sense of humor. And whoever posted about the "rodeo"... that is just genious, I love it.
haha.. some women just cant accept that guys have a different sense of humour. Stick to watching Juno and calling your mom.
Seriously, we need an answer here. Anyone heard of the Oklahoma handkerchief? It's when a chick does a farmer's blow into your pubes during a bj...
3:54 the Houdini is when you fuck the chick from behind while she's facing a window, then you silently have a buddy switch out and go wave at the chick from outside the window
Amen to that. Haha, I got to the reply section here in a round about way, I googled brazilian fakeout and it brought me here.
>I hate men.
but I'm not a lesbian
How about a RODEO? Thats when you are doing a girl doggie style, you cup her breasts from behind, and say "Wow...these are almost as nice (or big) as your sisters!" ...then, you try to hang on for 7 seconds, while she tries to buck you off! hahaha
You sound like a bitch
"brazilian fakeout could be same as philly fakeout......you go doggy style pull out spit on her back to make her think you busted then when she turns around bust in her face"
Also known as "The Houdini"
Haha someone defined the brazilian fake out above. I honestly think if a guy did that to me id laugh my ass off. Also, I want to find a stair case big enough somewhere to have tobogan races. xD
I'm about to shit myself laughing at the chicks on here who have the gall to bitch about morals when they know the definition of the terms. Sounds like someone is trying to make up for being a slut by acting like a saint...Keep your morals, just show me your tits. And just so I don't have to be addressed by a time-stamp, my name is Allen. Let the prude-fest begin.
Or have your friends waiting to charge in chanting "rodeo!" and see how long you can hang on.
Good for you 11:08, I'm another girl who can't believe there are actually people who think it's okay to treat women like this. How would you feel if someone gave your mother or your sister a "jelly doughnut" or any of the others? You guys need to grow up and learn some respect. Only a emotionally stunted, immature asshole would actually do something like this.
it's not even on urbandictionary
Coming from New Zealand (the better relation of Australia), I'm not sure... what are: broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, and brazilian fake out.
Down here, a Dutch Oven is when you fart in bed, and trap her head inder the covers.
Can one of you Yankee luds tell us what the others are?
Good on ya, mate!
broken cowboy is like the cowgirl position only with two girls (usually with a strap on)
tobogan is when you sit at the top of the stairs and enter her ass from behind, then slide on your asses the whole way down
dutch oven is the same thing
and nobody has any idea what a brazilian fakeout is
brazilian fakeout could be same as philly fakeout......you go doggy style pull out spit on her back to make her think you busted then when she turns around bust in her face
LMFAO at reading what a Jelly Donut is ... not that I would want to BE in that situation but it got a laugh from me!
WHAT IS THE BRAZILIAN FAKE OUT I MUST KNOW
haha if a girl wants a RODEO, she should be on top, tell the guy she has aids, and then try to hang on.
Hahahahahahahaha I swear if a guy did that fake Brazilian thing to me I would deffinutly be cracking up. The tobogan thing sounds like it would hurt,does it ladies?ha you guys are funny!(:
I always thought Rodeo was when you grabbed her hair in doggy style and call out a different girl's name and see if you can hang on for 8 seconds.
still not as good as the superman........u cum on her back then stick the sheets to her
I've always heard rodeo was sex from behind and you say you have aids and try to hang on.
(Dutch Oven is the same thing here)
I completely agree with Allen. Funny ass shit.