I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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