6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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