did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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