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  • 8:32 just made this 10x more funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:17am
  • Good to the last drop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:41pm
  • indeed. considering he doesn't even know how to spell the brand of the drink, how's he gonna know how to serve it? ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Make sure she's clean. Don't wanna eat any destructovag lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:08pm
  • bahahahaha I literally laughed out loud and this one. thank you for making my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07pm
  • he's just misquoted a song called sticky face. its supposed to be eat it like a vulture. honest mistake OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:32pm
  • you're eating raw coffee? kinda reminds me of when I used to eat instant noodles raw as a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Oh yeah baby, grind those beans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:36am
  • Don't take sex advice from a guy that says "them legs" and "eat her like foldgers". I doubt he brings that many girls home to his trailer to know what the fuck he's talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:27pm
  • yes, but lap that shit up, dont drink it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:10am
  • Baha. This one actually made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:34am
  • {shakes head} It must be a Starbucks thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:49am
  • thats definitely supposed to be Trey Songz's line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:27pm
  • From a song ,asshats..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:02pm
  • It's almost embarrassing to be living in Denver when ppl say shit like this *sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:00am
  • Lol this one made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Just make sure the coffee pot is clean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:13pm
  • AHHHH this is from sticky face! best.song.ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:00pm
  • hahaha. aww missquoted song. like when i thought papa dont preach-madonna was called poppadom peach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:55am