drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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