gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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