He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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She really liked the part where he flung his poo at her.
if you're that wasted there isnt a point for you to have sex; you'll never be satisfied
And neither will the person you're having sloppy drunk sex with.
To be fair, howler monkeys are pretty fuckin ugly
I'm surprised someone from the 724 even had standards THAT high.
People who lack faces or arms often make up for it in other areas. Or so I've heard.
oh hai how are yoo