Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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