he shaved USA in his pubs
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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