why didn't you poke me back
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
