the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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