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  • Artie?

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 9:36pm
  • Yeah. He's trying to tell you that your gig as the Geico mascot won't last forever. Merry Christmas.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 15, 11 at 10:31am
  • Santa's gotta keep his ho ho ho's looking good. A hairy ho equals no dough.

    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Dec 15, 11 at 11:34am
  • I was dating an Italian girl once. The power went out so we decided to pass the time by fooling around. It was pitch black in my apartment so I was walking around naked trying to find her. I finally felt fur on my dick, dropped it down two inches and presto, I was getting a blow job!

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 10:19am
  • Damn your lucky!

    Submitted by n1etzer on Dec 15, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Yeah, get your shit in check Chewbaka!!!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 11:18am