Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Yeah. He's trying to tell you that your gig as the Geico mascot won't last forever. Merry Christmas.
I was dating an Italian girl once. The power went out so we decided to pass the time by fooling around. It was pitch black in my apartment so I was walking around naked trying to find her. I finally felt fur on my dick, dropped it down two inches and presto, I was getting a blow job!
Santa's gotta keep his ho ho ho's looking good. A hairy ho equals no dough.
Yeah, get your shit in check Chewbaka!!!
Damn your lucky!