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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 9:36pm

    Artie?

  • 58 58
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 10:19am

    I was dating an Italian girl once. The power went out so we decided to pass the time by fooling around. It was pitch black in my apartment so I was walking around naked trying to find her. I finally felt fur on my dick, dropped it down two inches and presto, I was getting a blow job!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Dec 15, 11 at 11:34am

    Santa's gotta keep his ho ho ho's looking good. A hairy ho equals no dough.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by n1etzer on Dec 15, 11 at 2:18pm

    Damn your lucky!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 11:18am

    Yeah, get your shit in check Chewbaka!!!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 15, 11 at 10:31am

    Yeah. He's trying to tell you that your gig as the Geico mascot won't last forever. Merry Christmas.