Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS EVER
That's harsh, op. The TSA at Pittsburgh International is pretty damn annoying.
i had a small bullet vibe and a larger g-spot vibe in my carry-on for a flight out of la guardia. i didn't get stopped but the old black man at the x-ray machine sure did look confused. :)
Next time, check your toys and leave the massage oil at home.
3:30... girls only need a finger or two. They win for convenience.
why would you take those things to a place with security. where the fuck were you.
It is less messy for you ladeys.
i read this in the new Cosmo.
315 airport dumbass...lol..large dildo also very funny
4:08: "ladeys"? Do yourself a favor and go back to school.
my need to post FIRST on a tfln has been satisfied.
412...Pittsburgh....hate that airport... They took my phone. Never got it back. Never.
Omg.. One time the underwire in my bra set it off and I got strip searched by a hick chick with a mullet. I hate having such big boobs
Glad this has happened to someone other than me. Security felt it and looked at me, I did a frantic "no no no no oh god, please don't pull it out of my bag" head motion, he laughed and let me go.
Its happened to the best of us. For me the lady at the scanner said she believed it was something perverted
PittsbuRge airport all the way jiggas
This happened to me. Except the officer was a giu who liked sex so we hooked up later that night and he did terrible things to my vagina.
The x-rays show pretty decent detail so if they inspected the toys, they were just being pissy. That's pretty crappy.
You have to put that shit in the large cargo section.
HAHA! have had that happen.. they pulled mine out ..with my parents in line behind me...they thought it was a bomb b/c the way i wrapped the cord around the base..... i was mortified...
In Soviet Russia vibrator and massage oil stop YOU!!!!
Awkward to thee MAXX.
I'll make it wet for you, white sexy girl