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  • 63 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:01pm

    i had a small bullet vibe and a larger g-spot vibe in my carry-on for a flight out of la guardia. i didn't get stopped but the old black man at the x-ray machine sure did look confused. :)

  • 68 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:30... girls only need a finger or two. They win for convenience.

  • 57 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:47pm

    That's harsh, op. The TSA at Pittsburgh International is pretty damn annoying.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:17pm

    Its happened to the best of us. For me the lady at the scanner said she believed it was something perverted

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS EVER

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    Next time, check your toys and leave the massage oil at home.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    315 airport dumbass...lol..large dildo also very funny

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:08pm

    It is less messy for you ladeys.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:47pm

    Glad this has happened to someone other than me. Security felt it and looked at me, I did a frantic "no no no no oh god, please don't pull it out of my bag" head motion, he laughed and let me go.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:15pm

    why would you take those things to a place with security. where the fuck were you.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:00pm

    412...Pittsburgh....hate that airport... They took my phone. Never got it back. Never.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:36pm

    i read this in the new Cosmo.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30am

    This happened to me. Except the officer was a giu who liked sex so we hooked up later that night and he did terrible things to my vagina.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:00pm

    I'll make it wet for you, white sexy girl

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    4:08: "ladeys"? Do yourself a favor and go back to school.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Alan909 on Nov 26, 10 at 12:03am

    PittsbuRge airport all the way jiggas

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44am

    HAHA! have had that happen.. they pulled mine out ..with my parents in line behind me...they thought it was a bomb b/c the way i wrapped the cord around the base..... i was mortified...

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:03pm

    The x-rays show pretty decent detail so if they inspected the toys, they were just being pissy. That's pretty crappy.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:17pm

    You have to put that shit in the large cargo section.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:14pm

    my need to post FIRST on a tfln has been satisfied.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Blesoncye25 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:23am

    Awkward to thee MAXX.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:22pm

    In Soviet Russia vibrator and massage oil stop YOU!!!!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:46am

    Omg.. One time the underwire in my bra set it off and I got strip searched by a hick chick with a mullet. I hate having such big boobs