i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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At least you didn't sell your vaporizor
Seems like a legit thing to do.
I love how all the weird text r from where I live !! Only in North Central North Carolina!
Damn dude that's effin CRAZY
Oh I get it, my asshole is gaping enough for a small truck to drive through just because I stuck 12 different dildos up my ass last night.
That's fucking hardcore
you cant sell a breathalizer. they are installed threw a 3rd party and if the are ever tampered with they contact your probation officer. i would know. and if this loser owned one for fun. then someone should have let him/her how lame he/she is.
Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.
7:37, you're an idiot. He's talking about a hand held breathalyzer like the cops used before giving you you're DUI.
I bought weed with my brother's money....he's a cop. He knew about it....and joined me in the smoking :)
Ahaha 1:12 I love it when people point out stupid people.
This isn't where I parked my car
If ur a cop u just made my day
Should've bought beer
Jeff's post is funny because he is describing why the original text is funny.
Honesty is the best policy you wanton slut.
if you give me a BJ I'll pay for your weed. If you take it up the ass I'll double the payment
While I appreciate people when they insult idiots, please use the correct form of your (possessive) and you're (you are)...
I see more buttholes than a proctologist!
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