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  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:16pm

    At least you didn't sell your vaporizor

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:39pm

    Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:53pm

    Seems like a legit thing to do.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:27pm

    Oh I get it, my asshole is gaping enough for a small truck to drive through just because I stuck 12 different dildos up my ass last night. -Jeff

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30pm

    If ur a cop u just made my day

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:24pm

    That's fucking hardcore -BTK

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:02pm

    I bought weed with my brother's money....he's a cop. He knew about it....and joined me in the smoking :) -Kassey

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:04pm

    Damn dude that's effin CRAZY

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:51pm

    7:37, you're an idiot. He's talking about a hand held breathalyzer like the cops used before giving you you're DUI.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:37pm

    you cant sell a breathalizer. they are installed threw a 3rd party and if the are ever tampered with they contact your probation officer. i would know. and if this loser owned one for fun. then someone should have let him/her how lame he/she is.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by honeycombz on Jun 14, 11 at 1:30pm

    I love how all the weird text r from where I live !! Only in North Central North Carolina!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:12am

    While I appreciate people when they insult idiots, please use the correct form of your (possessive) and you're (you are)...

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:43pm

    I see more buttholes than a proctologist! -Robert Pattinsons Penis

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:19pm

    This isn't where I parked my car

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Furrettes on Aug 26, 10 at 2:57pm

    hardcore life

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:47pm

    Ahaha 1:12 I love it when people point out stupid people.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:37pm

    Jeff, Honesty is the best policy you wanton slut. -Geoff

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:35pm

    if you give me a BJ I'll pay for your weed. If you take it up the ass I'll double the payment

  • 31 39
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 4:31am

    Should've bought beer

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:50pm

    Jeff's post is funny because he is describing why the original text is funny. -Sean