i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Seems like a legit thing to do.
At least you didn't sell your vaporizor
Damn dude that's effin CRAZY
I love how all the weird text r from where I live !! Only in North Central North Carolina!
Oh I get it, my asshole is gaping enough for a small truck to drive through just because I stuck 12 different dildos up my ass last night.
That's fucking hardcore
you cant sell a breathalizer. they are installed threw a 3rd party and if the are ever tampered with they contact your probation officer. i would know. and if this loser owned one for fun. then someone should have let him/her how lame he/she is.
Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.
I bought weed with my brother's money....he's a cop. He knew about it....and joined me in the smoking :)
7:37, you're an idiot. He's talking about a hand held breathalyzer like the cops used before giving you you're DUI.
If ur a cop u just made my day
Should've bought beer
This isn't where I parked my car
Jeff's post is funny because he is describing why the original text is funny.
Ahaha 1:12 I love it when people point out stupid people.
if you give me a BJ I'll pay for your weed. If you take it up the ass I'll double the payment
Honesty is the best policy you wanton slut.
While I appreciate people when they insult idiots, please use the correct form of your (possessive) and you're (you are)...
I see more buttholes than a proctologist!
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