i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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