After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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